Our address is 2365 Auburn Ave, Apt 3, Cincinnati OH 45219; it has a private entrance on the corner of Auburn and Holister, park on Holister, call 513 518 7428 if you have trouble finding the place. Continue reading below for house advisories and rules;
You do not need to bring anything. No really, we'll have more than enough pizza, pie and drinks for everyone.
The party is this Wednesday, March 14! Feel free to stop by anytime between 6 and 10pm, the outside door is sticky, but will be unlocked, we promise.
We have a cat that we love more than you, please be very careful coming in and out of the house. Do not leave both doors in the foyer open at once, he is not an outdoor cat.
Babies in arms and sensible children are welcome - our house is the opposite of childproof, if they are mobile but not old enough to know to not to stick a fossil in their mouths, they will need to be watched constantly. We own many delicious looking fossils.
Your significant others or special friends are also included in any invite we extended to you. Your pets are not, why do I even have to say this.
Also, we do not have control over our own thermostat - which is as ridiculous as it sounds. We have old fashioned radiators and the house can get quite hot, so dress in layers you can take off, just in case.